He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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