Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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