She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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