yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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