So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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