I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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