forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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