You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just gift wrapped bread.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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