In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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