would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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