My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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