ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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