its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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