Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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