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• (914): View more from New York

  Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  you guys were way drunker than both of me

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy

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  enjoy the hospital

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• (805): View more from California

  I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate

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• (516): View more from New York

  Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?

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  Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks

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• (+45): View more from Denmark

  I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'

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• (805): View more from California

  I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.

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