there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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