Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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