It's like God shit irony all over that family
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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