Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
he puts the penis in happiness.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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