you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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