why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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