i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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