It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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