she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
