We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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