Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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