the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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