4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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