North Korea, Best Korea!
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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