So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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