why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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