I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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