it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
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I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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