Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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