my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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