I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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