I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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