fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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