when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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