I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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