why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
two words...techno handjob
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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