11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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