But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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