I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
it's like iHOP with fire
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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