found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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