yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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