I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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