i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
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Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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