Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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