Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
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Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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