Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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