Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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