I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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