How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
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saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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