we were pretty classy up until the second keg
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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