you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
The feeling are messing with the penis
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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