Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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